Well I thought it would be fun to do a little cooking humor for today..so here you go!
Faith Filled Humor-Reminding Everyone To Take Time to Laugh!
Ok so let’s start this party out right! LOL This is a disgustingly funny little joke!
A preacher goes to a nursing home to meet an elderly parishioner. As he
is sitting there he notices this bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes
one. As they talk, he can’t help himself and eats one after another.
By the time they are through talking, the bowl is empty. He says,
“Ma’am, I’m sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts.”
“That’s okay,” she says. “They would have just sat there. Without my
teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put them back.”
I told you so…EWWW!
Ummm I hate to say it..but this is my 14 soon to be 15 year old..she says she’s going to marry a man that does ALL the cooking and cleaning..Good Luck!
I have changed my system for labeling homemade freezer meals. I used to carefully note in large clear letters, “Meatloaf” or “Pot Roast” or “Steak and Vegetables or “Chicken and Dumplings” or “Beef Pot Pie.”
However, I used to get frustrated when I asked my husband what he wanted for dinner because he never asked for any of those things. So, I decided to stock the freezer with what he really likes.
If you look in my freezer now you’ll see a whole new set of labels. You’ll find dinners with neat little tags that say: “Whatever,” “Anything,” “I Don’t Know,” “I Don’t Care,” “Something Good,” or “Food.” My frustration is now reduced because no matter what my husband replies when I ask him what he wants for dinner, I know that it is there waiting.
Thank you Beliefnet
What did the hungry computer eat?
Chips, one byte at a time.
Why do fish avoid the computer?
So they don’t get caught in the Internet.
What did the cannibal order for take-out?
Pizza with everyone on it.
Thank you Cooking with kids!
Have a blessed weekend everyone!!
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