Faith Filled Christian Humor

Well it’s been forever since I’ve done a Faith Filled Christian Humor post and all I can say is I NEED IT! 

Finishing up this school year, adding more hours to my childcare with my Grandkids, sports and more sports, College road trips, the bunglings of my motherhood…Lets just say..I NEED A GOOD LAUGH!

For those just joining Faith Filled Christian Humor..it’s not ALL Christian..just clean!

This is how I feel right now..right this very minute!

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The funny things kids say about Love:

CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE:

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That’s why perfume and deodorant are so popular." (Jan, 9)

"I think you’re supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn’t supposed to be so painful." (Harlen, 8)

ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE:

"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." (Roger, 9)

"If falling in love is anything like learning to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long to learn." (Leo, 7)

SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU:

"Tell them you own a whole bunch of candy stores." (Del, 6)

"Don’t do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain’t the same thing as love." (Alonzo, 9)

Thank you UCB

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Ok is this true or what?  LOL  (be sure and read to the end )

The Pious Woman

A flood was on its way, forcing everyone to evacuate. The police rowed up to the most pious woman in town and said, "Ma’am, you have to leave this house! People are dying out here!"  The woman replied, "No, I’m not leaving. God has always helped me before, and He will do it again."

So as the water started to rise, she went to the second story of her house. Another boat came by, and the captain yelled, "Ma’am, you have to get on this boat or you’re going to drown!"  The woman replied again, "No, God helped me before, and He will do it again."

The water rose even higher. This time she went to the top of the roof, where a helicopter came and hovered overhead. The pilot called into his loudspeaker, "Please climb aboard, ma’am. You are going to drown!"

The women sniffed and again replied, "God is going to save me!"

But the water rose higher, and soon she drowned to death.

She went to Heaven, and there she asked God, "Why didn’t you save me, O Lord?"

And God replied, "I did help–I sent you two boats and a helicopter!"

Thank you – Christians Unite

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