Faith Filled Humor–Reminding Everyone to Take Time to Laugh!

Thank you ReverendFun!

If Students Wrote the Bible

• Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh,  He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter.
• The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning–cold.
• The Ten Commandments would actually be only five–double-spaced and written in a large font.
• New edition would be published every two years in order to limit reselling.
• Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn’t cafeteria food.
• Paul’s letter to the Romans would become Paul’s email to abuse@romans.gov.
• Reason why Moses and followers walked in the desert for 40 years: they didn’t want to ask directions and look like freshmen.

Thank you Christian Unite

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait." Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus."

Thank you JavaCasa

A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. "What denomination?" asked the clerk. "Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 50 Catholic and 50 Baptist ones." (Pastor Jim Patrick, Salt and Light, Indianola, IA)

Rumor has it Billy Graham Ministries is starting up a Emotional Support Group for middle aged men experiencing hair loss. Apparently they close every meeting with the benediction, "Go, and thin no more!"