Hi Everyone! Hope all is well with you this weekend! I’m at a Basketball Tournament all weekend..sometimes it’s just a little too intense..so I’m going to take some time this morning to laugh..how about you? Are you remembering to take time to laugh? Life can just be too serious sometimes..so here’s this weekends rib ticklers..
~~As it was coming up to Christmas a young boy is praying upstairs while his mother sits by him and his dad and grandma are downstairs. He prays "Lord I pray for a train set, a remote control car, and A NEW BICYCLE!!! "You don’t have to shout dear", says the mother "God’s not deaf." "I know" said the little boy, "but grandma is."
~~What did the cross eyed school teacher say to his disruptive children? – "I can’t control my pupils."
Thank you Spotlight Ministries
~~Much to the concern of his parents, an eight-year-old boy have never spoken a word in his life.
Then one day after lunch, he turned to his mother and said: "Soup’s cold."
His mother hugged him and exclaimed:
"Son, I’ve waited so long to hear you speak! Your father and I have been worried sick. So why have you never said a single word in all these years?"
The boy said: "Up until now, everything’s been OK."
Thank you oChristian.com
~~A teenage boy had just gotten his driver’s license and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he’d make a deal with his son: ‘You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.’
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, ‘Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t gotten your hair cut.’
The boy said, ‘You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair…and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.’
To this his father replied, ‘Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?’
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