I haven’t had a super funny chuckle for a long time..no wonder I have a stomach ache! Actually I think it’s from eating something deep fried but no matter it’s been a while since we did Faith Filled Christian Humor!
Proverbs 17:22 A joyful heart is good medicine, But a broken spirit dries up the bones.
Being a Christian is like being a pumpkin. God picks you from the patch, brings you in, and washes off all the dirt. Then He cuts the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff. He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc. Last, He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside of you to shine for all the world to see.
A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says, “Here’s how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you’ve done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When you reach 100 points, you get in.”
“Okay,” the man says, “I was married to the same woman for 50 years and never cheated on her, even in my heart.”
“That’s wonderful,” says St. Peter, “that’s worth three points!”
“Three points?” he says. “Well, I attended church all my life and supported its ministry with my tithe and service.”
“Terrific!” says St. Peter. “That’s certainly worth a point.”
“One point?!!” “I started a soup kitchen in my city and worked in a shelter for homeless veterans.”
“Fantastic, that’s good for two more points,” he says.
“Two points!?!!” Exasperated, the man cries. “At this rate
the only way I’ll get into heaven is by the grace of God.”
“Bingo, 100 points! Come on in!”
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I laughed so hard watching this hilarious video of Bill Cosby and little Jake…..Don’t miss it for a great laugh!
Oh ya! Basketball!! LOL
Have a very Blessed Weekend!!