Take a minute to today to put things into perspective.. to take a deep breath… just to laugh.
Because a Joyful heart is good medicine even if you don’t feel like it.
That’s why we need Faith Filled Humor-Reminding Everyone to Take Time to Laugh!
The Things People Pray:
Church: “Lord, send Your revival…”
Voice from Heaven: “When revival comes,
Your church will be split…
Your finances will go bust…
Your projects may have to be shelved.”
Church:: “Lord, keep Your revival!.”
Church: “Come down Lord, in your mighty power..”
Zaaaap!! .. (a choir member falls)
Church: “Hold on, Lord…. not so fast !!!!”
Thank you Angel Fire
The Pious Woman
A flood was on its way, forcing everyone to evacuate. The police rowed up to the most pious woman in town and said, “Ma’am, you have to leave this house! People are dying out here!”
The woman replied, “No, I’m not leaving. God has always helped me before, and He will do it again.”
So as the water started to rise, she went to the second story of her house. Another boat came by, and the captain yelled, “Ma’am, you have to get on this boat or you’re going to drown!”
The woman replied again, “No, God helped me before, and He will do it again.”
The water rose even higher. This time she went to the top of the roof, where a helicopter came and hovered overhead. The pilot called into his loudspeaker, “Please climb aboard, ma’am. You are going to drown!”
The women sniffed and again replied, “God is going to save me!”
But the water rose higher, and soon she drowned to death. She went to Heaven, and there she asked God, “Why didn’t you save me, O Lord?”
And God replied, “I did help–I sent you two boats and a helicopter!”
Out of Gas
A nun who works for a local home health care agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it there was a station just down the street. She walked to the station to borrow a can with enough gas to start the car and drive to the station for a fill up.
The attendant regretfully told her that the only can he owned had just been loaned out, but if she would care to wait he was sure it would be back shortly.
Since the nun was on the way to see a patient she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. After looking through her car for something to carry to the station to fill with gas, she spotted a bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, she carried it to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried it back to her car.
As she was pouring the gas into the tank of her car two men walked by. One of them turned to the other and said: “Now that is what I call faith!”
Thank you Christians Unite
My kids talk about S.W.A.G. all the time…they are going to love this!!
A Little Boy
A little boy was practicing baseball by himself. “I’m the greatest
hitter in the world,” he said. Then he tossed the ball into the air,
swung at it, and missed.
“Strike one!” he yelled. He tossed the ball into the air again.
When it came down he swung and missed. “Strike two!” he cried.
Again he tossed the ball up in the air, swung, and missed. “Strike
three!”
“Wow!” he exclaimed. “I’m the greatest PITCHER in the world!”
Thank you Christian Humor
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