Faith Filled Humor–Reminding Everyone to Take Time to Laugh


Take time to laugh this upcoming New Year.. Smile

Here are a few end of the year silly quotes I found here and there around the neighborhood..just to make you smile a little…This video cracks me up because it’s totally the question I ask all my kids ALL the time..no matter what! LOL  It’s short!

 
~~“I’m gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the New Year and when they arrive I’ll say ‘I ordered this pizza a year ago!’

~~Dear God, my prayer for 2013 is a fat bank account and thin body.  Please don’t mix these up like you did last year.

~~People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
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~~A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination,  looking at the old pages as he turned them.  Then something fell out,  and he picked it up and looked at it closely.  It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.
“Momma, look what I found,” the boy called out.
“What have you got there, dear?” his mother asked.
With astonishment in the his voice,  he answered,  “It’s Adam’s Suit!”

~~I had been teaching my three-year old daughter,  Caitlin,  the Lord’s Prayer.  For several evenings,  at bedtime,  she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer.
Finally, she decided to go solo.  I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word,  right up to the end of the prayer:
“Lead us not into temptation,” she prayed,  “but deliver us from e-mail.  Amen.”

Thank you Louisville Emmaus

Have a blessed weekend!  I’m at a Basketball Tournament all weekend! Smile

 

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  1. Love that last one!
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