It’s time for some Faith Filled Humor my sweet friends..just take a minute to let the weight of the world lift and find joy today with a little chuckle!
Just kidding of course..I love my Brothers and Sisters in Christ..but sometimes…LOL
Dr. Seuss Computer Poem
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your DVD abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted ’cause the index doesn’t hash,
Then your situation’s hopeless, and your system’s gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
‘Cause as sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang!
When the copy of your CD’s getting sloppy on the disc,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash memory and you’ll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly now, turn off the computer and go and tell your mom!
Thank you Skywriting.net!
A Word From the Wise…
- You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
- One of life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.
- You don’t stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
Thanks again Skywriting.net
Kids Have the BEST Ideas!
It was the day after Christmas and Pastor Mike was looking at the nativity scene outside when he noticed the baby Jesus was missing from the figures.
Immediately, he thought to call the police. But as he was about to do so, he saw little Jimmy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant Jesus.
Pastor Mike walked up to Jimmy and said, “Well, Jimmy, where did you get the little infant?”
Jimmy replied, “I got him from the church.”
“And why did you take him?”
With a sheepish smile, Jimmy said, “Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to little Lord Jesus. I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas, I would give him a ride around the block in it.”
Thank you Biblical Parenting.com
Have a blessed day my friends!